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How to start with what I’m having in mind. Okay, let’s cut it short. I’ve just watched a particular movie about something. Sorry I don’t do any advertising on my precious blog for free. Anyway, this movie really makes me think about the countless stereotypes and stigmas that society has drawn up with. I mean we’re actually living in a safari, metarphorically of course. Everyone depends on power which is the same as lions depend on their strength to catch a hare. The only difference is that we can talk and have a bigger ‘brain’ to create blah blah blah.
I mean it’s really sad to know that the minority is always at the loosing end and constantly being pressured and discriminated. I don’t know though the movie has nothing to do with me in real life but it’s seriously mind-boggling and it irks me so much. I really need to sleep before I appear to be gibberish and all.
Anyway, have been listening to Jon McLaughlin’s over the past few weeks because all of his songs are damn awesome and really describes me me me, the unwanted and lonely one in this whole wide world, maybe the only one too. Hey have you ever wondered if one can survive without love and all? I don’t think I can. Urgggg, fuck fuck fuck. I hate myself for being so pessimistic at times but seriously trust me, if you had finished watching this movie, I swear you’d be totally having the same feelings as mine right now.
Okay, on a lighter note, I went to the mall last weekend and I tell you one of most disgusting things to do in my city is going to the mall. Can you believe it when the girls who are selling FUGLY FAKE LVs are seriously fucking stuck-up. I approached one stall and looked at the goods and the salesgirl approached. Here is how the conversation went, of course it was translated by me.
Me : How much is that LV wallet? It looks so real *sarcastically*
The fucking beeyotch (TFB): It’s 120,000. (Prolly around 11 bucks)
Me: Wow, fake ones can be quite expensive.
TFB: The wallet is really real. Don’t you know that it’s LV? It’s a high-end brand from America.
Me: Thank you but I don’t think I can afford to buy your American wallet.
And of course I started to laugh till my belly hurt. Walau eh, if you want to talk about LV with me. I can tell you with my greatest aplomb that I’m the most faithful and loyal and nicest fan of LV ok. You the biggest slut on this planet. I’m the biggest fan of LV of all times in history. Ok, at least counting from the year that I was born of course. I bet you can’t even spell out what is LV. Don’t come and act with me. I’m the BIGGEST LV fan on this planet ok. Don’t you dare giving me the you-can’t-afford look else I’m going to burn down your house.
Ok, I’m really going to sleep now. I’ll be a vegetarian for two days starting from now. It’s a kind of religious belief that my family has followed since I was born. And there’s going to be a mass black-out including my area tomorrow starting from 7am till i-dont-know-when pm. Loving this fabuleux third world country. Seriously speaking, can you buy electricity from Cambodia or Laos or Thailand or China..? I dont know where else to buy.
Till then, tata. Stay updated with the fashion trend and live your life like there’s no tomorrow. But pls don’t dance like there’s no tomorrow because it’s gonna look so awful and possessed like Paula.
P/s been wondering why does the colour of children’s poops appear to be quite a bright yellow but adults’ appear to be a bit greenish yellow and sometimes brown, ok mine at least. I dont eat brown and greenish yellow food.
Have a nice weekend and remember to dream about me every night alright.
miss you my little world. this one is for you, the only.
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I know the previous blog was deleted because I did it myself. Wondering what is wrong with me these few days. Maybe I’m a tad under the weather. Walau, right now my face has all those small bumps that irritate me the fucking most. I mean if they are normal pimples or blemish or acnes or cyst (choi, touch wood), I can wait and wait and will not touch it and drink 3 litres of mineral water per day to make them disappear. But they are like so small and so many along my jaw line. Every morning when I wake up and look into the mirror, all these fucking bumps are screaming and smirking at me and sing the irritating ”happy tree friends” song. How can they do this to me? I mean why does it happen to me? I never do anything rude or cruel and merciless towards anyone or any creatures on Earth. Ok, maybe I did kill an ant or two and step on some cockroaches ( spelling?) or kick my neighbour’s cats and disect the caterpillars and eat rabbit curry. Can someone lend me their magic wand like those in Disney’s movie and I will just swirl one round and my skin is crystal clear.
By they way, talking about Disney, don’t you think they’re seriously exploiting the High School Musical thingy. I mean Part 1 and 2 are satisfactory and only create a huge crush among primary schoolchidren. They will show Part 3 in the cinemas this summer and Part 4 actually has been starting rolling. Walau, you might as well do High School Musical drama and make it 10 seasons like Friends or Sex and the City. Honestly I don’t hate it and I don’t really lurvvve it but the cast of the musical appears everywhere I see. What’s with Disney channel nowadays when they even have 3 minute trivial quizzes about everything on the sturrrpppppeeedd musical. Walau, I’m sick of Vanessa Hudgens’ nude pictures and her fake LV. I mean you’re damn rich and you still want to save some money by buying fake luxury goods. Go and buy OP if that is what you can afford.
Wow, talking about LV, the one in my city is like ^#*#(#(#. I know it’s my all time favourite brand but the boutique is like a rabbit’s arsehole. I think it’s about the size of the boutique’s cashier in Singapore. Furthermore, LV is already so expenisve and really forks out a lot of people’s money and yet, in my city, it’s 20% more expensive compared to Singapore. I mean every imported good is so much more expensive compared to Singapore. Yeah, I can only compare to Singapore because I’d lived there for 6 years. Hello businessmen, what does WTO mean to you? Can you kindly have some sales like in other cities whereby every half of the year, they do 70% sale-offs. Not everyone here can afford a ticket to fly to the nearby shopping paradise like Bangkok or Singapore for a quick shopping spree when the mood surfaces you know.
Talking about airtickets, I’ve been waiting to hear when the certificates will be issued and I can come to Singapore to collect and meet up with all of my friends. It’s been only 4 months and I already miss Bedok corner and kway teow and shopping and Borders and Popular and discounted Guess t-shirts and Zara and of course LV and Gucci and brownies at Takashimaya and Food Republic and bus 12 and Cold Storage with their gourmet and the list goes on. But definitely not the bus interchange and rude aunties cutting queue trying to get a seat and the overcrowded suffocating train rides at the rush hour.
Anyway, this is about it for the first post. I m seriously lazy to post pictures because it takes million years for me to upload plus all the pictures are so high in resolution. I gotta learn photoshop-ing soon and driving and saving money because I want to travel and be inspired.
Tata, have a nice day..
Wondering whats happening to the other side of my world? It’s only a few hundred miles apart but we’re ten million years away. This feeling is so fucking weird because it keeps resurfacing. Feel like @(#(*$*&(^^*. What language is that? It’s Ducish honey!!!!
Blow kisses to my world.
