surrounded by emptiness

I seriously don’t feel like studying for Stats and IBM tests tmr. Oh my God, what is wrong with me and the world? I can’t get any bookings for this week. Like what the fuck.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? What, not again!!!

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? I don’t go to hotels. Even I do, I won’t.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don’t check it when I’m snoring away. You do?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope, for what? Might as well steal a lamp post to poke your ass when it itches down there.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Nope nope nope.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I don’t.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Omg, again?????

8. Do you have freckles? Nope. I’m already ugly enough.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? This really depends.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Noisy eaters. Seriously, do it in your cave.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Haha, seriously. I doubt anyone does it.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yeap. It felt great. I peed into a pond as well. Love to pee onto your face.

13. What about pooped in the woods? Yeap. Been there, done that. I rubbed my ass against the grass. Seriously environmentally friendly.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Ok. I don’t really do loserish stunts.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yikes.

16. How many people have you slept with this year? As in sleeping around? I can’t remember, maybe 600?

17. What size is your bed?  A fucking single bed. Getting a bit irritated because some of these questions get repeated.

18. What is your Song of the week? Out of this club-PCD ft Nelly.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeap. Hotter with Hello Kitty and Mickey Mouse prints.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Not really. Still love Tom&Jerry and Popeye.

21. Whats your least favorite movie? Underworld.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Do you think I will be stupid enough to tell you?

23. What do you drink with dinner? Plain water. Great if it’s cold.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? CCBKNN.

25. What is your favorite food? Too many to type out.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? White Chicks. Black Hawk Down.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Noone unfortunately. My bolster?

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Nope. I’m a non-conformist.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Yep, I would if the money is good enough. But my body is like a barrel of oil.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Omg, I havent written any letters to anyone before.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? NOPE.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? ZZZ.

33. Ran out of gas? WTF, can somebody kill me?

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? I have no idea. I’m not a sandwich kind .

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? French toast, hot tea, cereals, yogurts with mixed fruits and fruit juices. Feel so much healthier and I’m only typing.

36. What is your usual bedtime? When does the sun set?

37. Are you lazy? Are you retarded?

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Sailor Moon.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Dragon baby.

40. How many languages can you speak? Around 2018430.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? CCBKNNCCBKNN.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos.

43. Are you stubborn? Erm, should I answer this question objectively?

44. Who is better…Leno or Letterman? I am not into talk show. Maybe Leno because his name sounds nicer.

45. Ever watch soap operas? This is like asking me, ever French your nan?

46. Afraid of heights? Nope.

47. Sing in the car? Sing in the toilet. Yeap.

48. Dance in the shower? Sounds very slippery. Farted in the shower? All the time baby.

49. Dance in the car? Nuuurrppee.

50. Ever used a gun? Yeah, watergun.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Passport photos and the likes? A few months ago.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope. Musicals are cooler than your mom.

53. Is Christmas stressful? Nope at at.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? If pierogi means dog or cat or genitals or lizards or tiger’s testicles then nope.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Danish tarts.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Porn star.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? You don’t? Don’t turn back because there’re someone behind you.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah man. All the time.

59. Take a vitamin daily? I love to take VitC but sometimes I do tend to forget.

60. Wear slippers? Totally dig them.

61. Wear a bath robe? Nope.

62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing!!!!!!

63. First concert? I really can’t recall.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? What????

65. Nike or Adidas? Asics.

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? None.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? It’s not the French mafia?

69. Ever take dance lessons? I don’t mind.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Yeah, a stripper who is HIV positive.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yeap, Sir.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Nope. But I don’t think I work well under that kind of pressure.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I even peed when I’m happy.

74. Own any record albums? Yep.

75. Own a record player? Nope.

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Never.

77. Ever been in love? Erm. This question is really hard to answer.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Jason Mraz, Michael Buble, Muse, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Linkin’ Park, Alicia Keys, David Cook, The Script.

79. What was the last concert you saw? No idea.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea for most of the time.

81.Tea or coffee? Definitely without any hestitation, T-E-A.

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? What is snickerdoodles? Sugar it is then.

83.Can you swim well? Definitely. Better than your mom.

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Can you count while closing your eyes?

85. Are you patient? Depends on my menstruation cycle.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band. I mean Quartet kinda band. Not Linkin’ Park.

87.Ever won a contest? Erm, sadly no. I’m kinda anti-social

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Wish to.

89. Which are better black or green olives? I hate both. I like fishballs.

90.Can you knit or crochet? Do you think I’m 500 years old and living with a blind cat?

91. Best room for a fireplace? Definitely living room.

92. Do you want to get married? I’d love to.

93. If married, how long have you been married? Not applicable for me.

94. Who was your HS crush? Ok, I don’t feel comfortable naming people here. Should I only type out initials? No. You guys are smarter than I think.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Not anymore.
96. Do you have kids? Not that I know of.

97. Do you want kids? Depends. I don’t want the accidental ones.

98. Whats your favorite color? Orange, green, blue,white, grey, fushia, dirty green, beige

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yeap, myself and my mother.

100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? I didn’t. But I watch xtube.