surrounded by emptiness

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Apparently no. My name is damn unique and as far as I know, noone shares the same name as mine which is kinda a good feeling.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When I was 12? I don’t know.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
OMFG. Talking about handwriting, when I was in primary school, everyone was supposed to have very nice handwriting. My teachers saw the potential in me and they sent me to all the stupid competitions for nice handwriting (WTF I KNOW). Surprisingly I was in the school team for 2 years and got some useless awards after spending days and nights practising. So, I have a love-hate relationship with my handwriting. The journey was a painful and eventful one.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Definitely not pork.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
If kids is the short form for kidneys then yes sir!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would marry me. I think I’m perfect!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
On a daily basis. For example, read number 6. Read 2 times and you don’t get still it means you’re fucking stupid.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yeap, I thought I needed to go for surgery when I was young but lucky me.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Definitely, maybe! I got the adrenaline rush when I see people jumping off the fucking cliff. I often wonder what I’d be thinking at that moment in time. And normally the guys will say stuff like, ” Whenever you’re ready, sir!”. But I’ll ask them to push me down because I don’t think I can jump off all by myself. I’ll scream something like, ” Fuck me, mothernature! FUUUUCCCCKKK MEEE!”. Ok, better stop here because what if I’m chickened out when I really have the chance. This is on ‘must-do’ list before I die.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
No favourite. But anything that has dried fruits. No point munching on all the nuts in the morning.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Maybe it’s about time that I should do that.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
If Jenga is considered as a board game, then Jenga it is. I think Monopoly is so time-consuming. Maybe that’s the whole idea behind playing board game because you have nothing else better to do.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I love ice-cream. My children will be called Ben and Jerry. Ok I know it’s not funny but at least I’m trying to self-entertain. Everything and anything but not coffee. And Italian gelato and lime/lemon/peach sorbet. It’s so refreshing for lazy afternoons, paired up with a good book and by the pool. Heavenly.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Anything and everything. I must be the most judgemental fucker on this planet. But the person I should judge most often is myself. Sometimes random people often ask me.. okay sorry not relevant.

15. RED OR PINK?
Definitely red and fuschia. These are the two colours of the month. Next month my favourite colour will be orange. Orange apparently is the only colour representing all the four seasons throughout the world. Resilience I must say.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Least favourite things include my face, body, attitude towards life and not forget the many tonnes of fats covering every single inch of my body.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
At this point of time, my beloved mother and father. Her birthday is coming and all. Should I fly home during the one week break? This is the first time in many years living away from home that I’ve missed them this much. I dream about them many times. I hope this is nothing bad.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Nope.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Dark blue Nike shorts ( made in Hong Kong) and barefooted now.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
James Morrisson while it’s pouring outside and I’m supposed to hug POA and Maths but you know what, FUCK PRELIMS.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE
Without any obligation and hestitation, orange.

23. FAVOURITE SMELL?
Cooling and refreshing smell. Marc Jacobs. Chanel Sports Allure. Carolina Herrera Aqua. Bvlgari Aqua. Top picks and I really like them.

24. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Noone.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Apparently noone sent me and I don’t give a fuck. I just feel like doing this.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
It must be swimming, volleyball, tennis and boxing ( unresolved childhood anger issues)

27. HAIR COLOR?
Arificially brown. My hair has been the biggest bitch over these past few days. It was frizzy and unmanageable. I was thinking of shaving but chickened out at the end. Because a) I spent 50 fucking dollars on it just before CNY and b) I’ll prolly look like I have cancer and undergo chemo and everyone will run away from me including animals. On a random note, the last time I went to Bangkok and oh my gawk, I saw all the cutest puppies in the world. The problem is I can’t even take care of myself, there’s no point of taking in a dog.

28. EYE COLOR?
Darkest shade of brown. I think generally everyone will more or less have the same eye colour. This of course only refers to the Asians at large.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
I used to but there were times when I came home straight from school and I was so lazy to take them off, I’d just wear them and take a 6-hour nap. To my horror when I woke up, I couldn’t them off and thanks to the lubricating lotion ( for the eyes only, I know what you’re thinking the moment you see the word lubricating), I took them off. And there was this one time I went to watch the movie ” Failure to launch” starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey at Plaza Singapura. Oh man, one of the contacts fell out of my left eye. It was so weird with the other half  so I decided to take them off and throw away as well. That was when I broke up with contacts. It’s so troublesome and doesn’t make me look any better compared to wearing spectacles. And since I’m as ugly as a toad, no point in being vain. On the Plaza Singapura note, and someone opened a can of Coke and the fizzy drink spilled all over my LV bag. What the fucking fuck right, I know.I officially don’t go to Plaza Singapura for movies since that incident.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Everything and anything.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy endings I guess. I’m not very into bloody scenes where the cameramen can’t keep their cameras steady and the whole screen keeps shaking like mad and the actresses are painting like dogs and they always shoot these stuff in some sleazy corners.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
How to lose friends and alienate people. It was cute. I love everything bout accents for now.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue Addidas tee shirt ( made in Laos). WTF again.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer when I feel like going to the beach to show off my protruding belly and winter when I need to pig out while hibernating like a polar bear.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Both. French, even better.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I’m most likely to respond to those who are friendly and on the same wavelengths as me.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
To those who have body odour, rude, attention-seeking, cannot speak English in full sentences.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Half-way through the autobiography of Marie Antoinette. I’m interested in European arts and history for now I guess.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don’t have a mouse but I have a pad. Ok, not funny.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Considering eztv.it as a  telly, I watched Ugly Betty.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Definitely not the alarm ringtone of mine.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

 I don’t even want to answer this question.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can sleep, eat, play and spend money for my whole entire life without finding it meaningless. As a matter of fact, if I were able to do that, I’d have a new profound respect for life and understand Michael Buble’s What A Wonderful World.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
Hospital.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Noone in particular.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
In the mall. My SO is my bolster. It cost 27.90

49. WHAT KIND OF PET WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?
At the moment, nah. Maybe soft toy then Teddy bear.

50. WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT?
Only one country is allowed then there’s no point. How about Australia as the starting point?